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Chuck Norris Joke #675

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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Ballsack

2013-04-08 07:43:00

Fuck you @ Robert Flores

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 10:17:03

The USGS has solved mysterious readings on a seismograph. Chuck Norris was having sex.

TO LEDSHOT

2012-05-21 09:21:33

You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

shashank172

2012-02-09 23:27:53

chuck norris won a poker game in a casino with pokemon cards

shashank172

2012-02-09 23:19:03

chuck norris can answer a missed call

shorty625

2011-10-18 21:22:46

if chuck norris flicks you with his finger its the same as a falcon punch. if he punches you its the same as a tactical nuke

Jay

2011-09-10 18:59:11

When Chuck Norris does his laundry he doesn't separate his whites from colours because he doesn't believe in laundry segregation!

Bob

2011-02-18 10:36:57

These arent Chuck Norris jokes. They're Captain Falcon jokes.

Jack E.

2010-10-15 08:18:08

When Chuck Norris found out at nothing can kill him, He hunted down nothing and killed it.

gabe brown

2010-06-03 16:04:05

when chuck swims all the water evaporates

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:22:25

When Chuck Norris goes up to bat, the pitcher strikes out.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:21:36

Chuck Norris Killed Billy Mayes because he was jealous of his beard.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:20:23

When Madusa links eyes with chuck Norris, Madusa turns to stone.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:18:55

If Chuck Norris has two guns and you have two guns, Chuck Norris has two more guns than you do.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:17:47

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:16:48

When Chuck Norris chops an onion, the onion cries.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:15:59

When Chuck Norris gets bit by a vampire, the vampire turns into Chuck Norris.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:15:04

When Chuck norris gets stabbed, the knife bleeds.

Devin jc

2010-03-25 18:14:19

Chuck Norris can swim through land.

shemizzle

2009-10-28 03:59:10

If you're eating pudding and Chuck Norris is eating pumpkin pie, who's really eating pudding?

Chuck Norris is.

def

2009-06-22 11:56:44

Don't be such a judgemental hater. It's all a matter of opinion what is and is not funny. Too bad your life is so miserable. It's what you make it, you know. Or maybe you don't know. Poor thing. I feel sorry for you. Your mother must not have loved you enough to teach you that.

abc

2009-03-06 18:14:57

Chuck Norris wouldn't need surgery!

hunter

2008-05-08 07:42:29

the reason the second plane missed the white house on 9/11 is because the pilot saw chuck norris in the rear view mirror.

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:40:37

lol nothing can handle chuck