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Chuck Norris Joke #672

Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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steve

2014-09-27 11:13:50

bc we want to sam

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Dr.Phd

2012-05-02 09:19:14

Blue waffle is a severe hpv mutation due to numerous sexual intercourses and not using a condom.

???

2012-04-27 11:47:13

Hitler killed himself when he found out CHUCK NORRIS was a jew.

g green

2011-11-30 13:52:34

Chuck Norris can never have sex . . . Every time he does he gets charged with assault with a deadly weapon

sam. (:

2011-03-17 18:11:49

lmfao . why are all guys looking up chuck norris jokes ? im a girl .. and i do ? lmfao . fail

Ronald

2011-02-11 20:13:56

If you know chuck norris is after you,, then you probably already got your ass beatt XD

boner soup

2010-12-16 19:21:58

when chuck norris flips you off hes telling you how many seconds you have to live

Ringo

2010-11-05 18:46:25

The movie Aliens vs. Pretorters used to be called "Aliens and Pretorters vs. Chuck Norris" but they had to change the name because no one would pay to see a 14 second movie.

devon

2010-11-05 14:12:38

chuck norris doesn't breathe, he just holds the air hostage

lol

2010-10-25 13:56:03

Yeah, and your opinion REALLY counts, seeing as how you obviously didn't waste any time on learning proper grammar and punctuation... :D

Mr. Norris

2010-10-25 11:47:18

u losers r all wasting ur life on this site get a life and go on a date ill bet yall swet when u see a girl on tv.

me

2009-10-05 13:41:50

???

Mark

2009-03-04 14:24:35

LOL @ the Hiroshima bombing

Mark

2008-09-07 10:34:36

This is great.

:)

2008-03-20 17:08:29

LOL

lol

2008-03-19 18:24:52

Chuck Norris never hires a handiman, he's enough of a tool to complete any job.

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:39:34

danny try and get that into the list of jokes


-banana slug

danny

2007-06-06 04:51:14

the americans where going to drop chuck norris on hiroshima, but they decided a nucleur bomb was more humane

Justin

2007-03-12 14:31:37

YES!!!