Chuck Norris Joke #670
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris, but Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Comments:
Patrick
2012-12-04 16:28:23
If I were Chuck Norris, I'd come into your house and slam your face on the keyboagdijmfjgtkffn.
Abraham
2012-01-28 10:54:39
Wait until Chuck Norris looks at these. you guys are looking down on him. He fought everyone in the world and won. The only thing he can't see is his equal.
lady gaga
2012-01-27 09:26:46
jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on dry land
big baller99
2012-01-12 08:31:53
chuck norris does not bow to the king the king bows to him
big baller\
2012-01-12 08:30:55
chuck norris was once followed but the person had to abort mission when he got to close.
big baller99
2012-01-12 08:27:11
a donkey does not kick chuck Norris chuck Norris round house kicked it.
fat
2012-01-12 08:26:02
chuck Norris can wrestle a alligator with two arms behind his back
big baller99
2012-01-12 08:24:21
chuck Norris is the opposite of a suicide bomber, the bomb does suicide for him
nita
2010-12-11 09:45:07
Chuck norris can take his hair with his lips :P
Chuckftw
2010-01-19 11:53:53
It really is.
ghsignreijatg
2007-07-23 18:19:28
That one was okay.