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Chuck Norris Joke #670

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris, but Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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1

2014-06-09 19:17:15

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Me

2013-11-02 19:55:18

If Chuck Norris is so awesome he would bang my head into the keybhndsjafhj vladghsb

Patrick

2012-12-04 16:28:23

If I were Chuck Norris, I'd come into your house and slam your face on the keyboagdijmfjgtkffn.

Abraham

2012-01-28 10:54:39

Wait until Chuck Norris looks at these. you guys are looking down on him. He fought everyone in the world and won. The only thing he can't see is his equal.

lady gaga

2012-01-27 09:26:46

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on dry land

big baller99

2012-01-12 08:31:53

chuck norris does not bow to the king the king bows to him

big baller\

2012-01-12 08:30:55

chuck norris was once followed but the person had to abort mission when he got to close.

big baller99

2012-01-12 08:27:11

a donkey does not kick chuck Norris chuck Norris round house kicked it.

fat

2012-01-12 08:26:02

chuck Norris can wrestle a alligator with two arms behind his back

big baller99

2012-01-12 08:24:21

chuck Norris is the opposite of a suicide bomber, the bomb does suicide for him

nita

2010-12-11 09:45:07

Chuck norris can take his hair with his lips :P

Chuckftw

2010-01-19 11:53:53

It really is.

ghsignreijatg

2007-07-23 18:19:28

That one was okay.