Chuck Norris Joke #67
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Comments:
Me
2012-08-16 11:45:35
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris
dave
2012-04-19 13:47:57
Chuck picked up the doll,CHUCKIE,stared at it and said."my name is Chuck Norris,what is YOUR name?"..
the Doll said"uh..Barbie??"
Dave
2012-04-19 13:44:51
Chcuk norris once Kicked a Mazda Rx7 and turned it into a Prius!
bob
2011-11-07 17:39:49
chuck norris can count to infinidy........ twice
I Dunno?
2011-10-24 07:27:34
Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to make a stick.
Free style
2011-10-01 21:04:35
the reason why dinosaurs are extinct is because they pissed chuck norris off
tony
2011-03-25 15:01:22
when god said let be light chuck Norris said "clap" "clap"
jordan
2011-03-17 10:00:35
Religious says "god made the way earth is"
scientists say "a meteor hit the earth and wiped the dinosaures"
metro man says"Chuck Norris slammed the justice league in the earth"
listen to atmosphere
2011-03-09 18:54:43
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
haha
2011-01-04 14:31:55
hilarious!!!!!
Alec
2010-10-29 18:43:13
Jesus walked on water...Chuck Norris swam through land.
Cjless
2010-09-11 21:26:27
When Chuck Norris got to heaven there was one seat open next to GOD. So Chuck Norris went up to GOD and said, "GOD why are you sitting in my seat?"
Cjless
2010-09-11 21:23:17
How did chuck Norris lose his virginity? He hunted it down and killed it.
SMILEY
2010-07-19 16:05:00
when chuck norris does pushups the earth moves
Andre
2010-04-17 12:50:07
You wont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will find you
richkidontheblock
2009-09-12 05:05:39
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
DOUVON
2008-10-08 10:57:29
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE BUILT A LOG CABIN OUT OF BRICKS
Zack
2008-04-30 17:15:42
Master Chief is Chuck Norris in Placstic armor
tony
2007-12-08 12:41:33
pipi
carloso
2007-06-30 12:26:02
Chuck Norris makes cowboy boots out of real cowboys.
jake duarte
2007-04-13 09:21:36
chuck norris isnt affraid to swimm with sharks, sharks are affraid to swimm with chuck norris
bob
2007-03-28 12:22:25
gay people are lucky, chuck hasn't goten to them yet