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Chuck Norris Joke #669

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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Comments:

alan g

2011-09-26 19:40:48

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesnt get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris

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2011-06-02 10:37:36

LMAO that was nice VIVI~NYA

VIVI~NYA

2011-04-19 23:21:23

chuck norris kicked cancer so hard he gave it aids -_-

Megan Perry

2011-04-06 13:12:14

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? All of it.

mr.men

2011-04-05 19:28:31

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

mike

2011-02-19 13:26:14

when chuck norris jogs the world orbits at the speed of light

god

2010-10-31 10:23:35

cherrios and hiTo are now on my list. no more needs to be said.

Cheerios

2009-10-30 20:25:13

There is no such thing as (safe ) when chuck Norris is around that's why time stops .

hiTo

2009-10-25 02:59:39

God created the world in 7 days. Chuck Norris created God without even trying.

John

2009-10-05 19:39:47

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

samuel

2009-09-02 14:11:48

scientist figured out that chucknorris's tears are the cure for canser to bad he doesn't cry

samuel

2009-09-02 14:09:53

coins were discoverd when they shot chucknorris

samuel

2009-09-02 14:07:10

never bring a fist to a knife fight, never bring a knife to a gun fight, never bring a gun to a chucknorris

sameul

2009-09-02 14:03:59

chucknorris never wets his bed the bed wets it's self

samuel

2009-09-02 14:01:54

why is the website called www.chucknorrisjokes.net it should chould be called www.chucknorrisfacts.net

samuel

2009-09-02 13:55:24

lions where made when a cat licked chucknorris

samuel

2009-09-02 13:53:52

chucknorris can believe it's not butter

samuel

2009-09-02 13:50:53

dragons were made when chucknorris pead on a lizard

samuel

2009-09-02 13:47:59

chucknorris doesn't have hair on his testicles, hair doesn't grow on steel

me

2008-11-01 09:43:47

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.......ROFL

Thomas

2007-07-24 10:47:25

This is not a true fact. Chuck Norris is never late. The others are in their positions too soon.

RICHARD M.

2007-04-04 16:08:04

Robert Jong is NEVER late.