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Chuck Norris Joke #668

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

JustinxDLOL

2013-03-12 17:48:50

This 1 time chuck noris got bit by a snake, 3 days latter the snake DIED xp

YOUR MOMA

2013-03-12 17:46:37

YOUR MOMA

YOUR MOMA

2013-03-12 17:46:34

YOUR MOMA

jipo

2011-09-14 11:28:06

when Chuck Norris's wife burnt the thanksgiving turkey, Chuck said "don't worry honey" so he went outside,came back with a live turkey, ate it whole, then seconds later he threw up a cooked one with cranberry sauce, his wife asked " how did you do that?!," then he roundhouse kicked her and said " you don't question Chuck"

zack

2011-05-02 10:32:47

when chuck norris gets a tissue it blows it self

zack

2011-05-02 10:28:07

spell it right when u put jokes up tyler

zack

2011-05-02 10:26:35

There once was a toilet paper with chucknorris name on it.
. That quickly changed because chuck Norris doest take shit from anyone

John Michael G. Banaag

2010-12-29 01:45:37

a got arrested for saying chuck norris on the plane.

tyler

2010-12-19 18:43:10

Spent means dosnt

tyler

2010-12-19 18:40:54

There once was a toilet paper with chucknorris on it.
. That quickly changed because chuck Norris spent take shit from anyone

Justin

2010-12-06 07:30:48

Chuck norris shot down a plane by pointing at it.

justin

2010-12-06 07:29:32

Funny lol

jacob

2010-05-11 18:25:47

chuck norris was once bitten by a highly poisonous snake. after 2 weeks of enduring pain, the snake died

jacob

2010-05-11 18:17:08

hahahahahahahahaha

Frankie

2010-05-04 19:21:44

In Call of Duty: MW2, Chuck Norris got the game winning kill. With a UAV.

Zoe

2008-10-18 05:21:23

Awww, he's such a humanitarian :D

DJ

2008-07-29 11:59:28

Why did Hulk Hogan and The Rock move across the road with the entire superheros group? Because Chuck Norris just went to the side they were on.

DJ

2008-07-29 11:57:26

Chuck Norris donates the police's blood.

me

2008-05-03 15:34:31

Why did the chicken cross the road you say? It is afraid to be on the same side of the road as Chuck Norris.

funny guy

2008-03-30 15:55:59

When Chuck donates blood he dosen't use a a needle he asks for a gun and a bucket.

funny guy

2008-03-30 15:55:59

When Chuck donates blood he dosen't use a a needle he asks for a gun and a bucket.

Chad

2008-03-19 16:53:30

funny jokes go to chucknorrisjokes.net for more of them! :)

randy

2008-03-13 16:38:52

now thats good writing.

Simon

2008-03-11 14:38:27

Chuck Norris was once attacked by Zeus, god of thunder. The mighty Greek deity tried with all his might to kill the only human that made his son Hercules look like a poof, but failed miserably. You know why? Nothing shocks Chuck Norris.

Simon

2008-03-11 14:33:22

Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago in a car accident. The thing is, death is too afraid to tell him.

Bouncy

2008-03-11 10:27:09

Heres a joke

Cory Bertrand

2008-02-29 15:42:23

this is so FU*king funny its brillant

Ryan & Sharpy

2007-11-19 06:11:48

excellent

Daniel

2007-02-03 19:01:07

When Chuck Norris goes into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.