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Chuck Norris Joke #667

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris

2011-11-30 09:29:12

My tears cure cancer.

steve

2011-11-16 17:42:45

when chuck norris steps in a puddle he doesnt get wet the puddle gets chuck norris

?

2011-02-24 18:05:18

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky, then poops gunpowder, which makes a bullet that shoots a cow, which is then made into beef jerky.They call this the circle of life.

?

2011-02-24 18:02:49

If you shoved a lump of coal up Chuck Norris's but, in about a week you'd get a diamond

Killaaz

2011-02-14 08:21:26

Chuck roundhouse kick monkeys thru evolutions

Killaaz

2011-02-13 21:19:00

Chuck Norris doesn't jump, he merly pushes the universe down

Killaaz

2011-02-13 21:16:33

Chuck Norris eats rocks and shits planets

Killaaz

2011-02-13 21:13:17

chuck norris once had a fever and sneezed on a rock in space, now we have the sun

Klacker lOl

2010-07-01 23:10:14

In soviet russia, dead noob'z bodies t-badg YOU~!

kevin

2010-05-14 16:19:48

chuck norris once beat ray charles and stevey wonder in a stairing contest

That One Guy

2010-02-07 17:53:19

When Chuck Norris was born, he came out dick first.

RUDNESS

2009-06-24 19:14:41

CHUCK NORRIS CANT REPRODUCE BECAUSE HE WAS BORN TO KILL

andre

2009-06-05 22:01:51

chuck round house kicked diablo so hard that diablo's sins were all forgiven and was sent str8 2 heaven

czu

2009-02-21 10:05:44

chuck norris was born in a caban that was build by himself

Mr.t

2007-11-01 09:34:42

Chuck Noris tears cured cancer, to bad he has never cried

John

2007-07-25 12:34:18

This one is too long and drags out and loses its funny.

andrew baird

2007-05-08 06:01:32

i luv chicky