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Chuck Norris Joke #666

Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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AZ

2014-07-30 17:45:30

Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down

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2014-06-28 03:48:14

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2014-04-19 01:32:38

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awxbteji

2013-11-30 03:45:27

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 05:19:42

Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-Out....

Eat a mothburger

2012-08-04 20:26:48

666! or at least was.

Vic

2012-05-18 14:23:23

Japan did not surrender because we dropped the nuke, Japan surrendered because we dropped Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

2012-03-23 15:36:49

If you laugh at this, i won't have to round-house kick you in the face.

Claire

2012-03-14 06:03:32

Twenty twelve is not a year its a date in fact Chuck Norris is preparing to roundhouse kick the Myans into making a twentieth month !!! O wow look at this theres Norisember on my calender good bye world!!:0

Brady

2012-02-23 11:04:30

Chuck norris doesnt age, its just adds one year to his excitense. Sucks for you.

Shyz

2012-02-18 13:41:48

the grim reaper is actually dead and his son is the one killing people. the origonal died when he had to tell Chuck Norris that he was dead but he got a roundhouse kick to the face.

Dani

2011-11-02 18:24:38

The grim reaper quit his job when he found out he had to tell chuck norris to die.

Dragonslayer87

2011-01-14 00:21:34

C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!

biologically evil

2010-09-13 08:07:53

a meteor didn't make the grand canyon chuck norris was bored so he made it

qwertyuiop

2010-07-21 00:22:29

black holes are created by chuck norris roundhousing stars

dream crusher

2010-06-05 18:11:56

The boogye man has has to look under his bed for chuck norris

Fionna, Roshlanda, Andrea

2010-05-29 14:21:31

chuck norris penis is so big it has its own penis, chuck norris's penis's penis is so big it has its own penis chuck norris's penis's penis'penis is bigger than your penis

Kate

2010-05-24 10:31:17

chuck norris died 10 years ago, but michael gabriel is afraid to tell him

carl

2010-03-08 12:52:47

jeasus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim threw land.

Brittney & Mike

2008-04-11 09:08:22

Chuck Norris probably thinks these jokes are funny, but then roundhouse kicks his computer.

tim

2008-01-04 10:28:41

When Chuck Norris votes there are no hanging chads, just completely-punched holes.

Jugglez420

2007-12-14 12:53:05

lol sooooo funny...not!

adasa

2007-10-25 11:20:09

Why, satan, because the number of the joke's 666? lol

Satan

2007-09-30 07:34:31

Woo, I like this one.