Comments:
FiLTHY
2012-11-20 05:19:42
Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-Out....
Eat a mothburger
2012-08-04 20:26:48
666! or at least was.
Vic
2012-05-18 14:23:23
Japan did not surrender because we dropped the nuke, Japan surrendered because we dropped Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
2012-03-23 15:36:49
If you laugh at this, i won't have to round-house kick you in the face.
Claire
2012-03-14 06:03:32
Twenty twelve is not a year its a date in fact Chuck Norris is preparing to roundhouse kick the Myans into making a twentieth month !!! O wow look at this theres Norisember on my calender good bye world!!:0
Brady
2012-02-23 11:04:30
Chuck norris doesnt age, its just adds one year to his excitense. Sucks for you.
Shyz
2012-02-18 13:41:48
the grim reaper is actually dead and his son is the one killing people. the origonal died when he had to tell Chuck Norris that he was dead but he got a roundhouse kick to the face.
Dani
2011-11-02 18:24:38
The grim reaper quit his job when he found out he had to tell chuck norris to die.
Dragonslayer87
2011-01-14 00:21:34
C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!
biologically evil
2010-09-13 08:07:53
a meteor didn't make the grand canyon chuck norris was bored so he made it
qwertyuiop
2010-07-21 00:22:29
black holes are created by chuck norris roundhousing stars
dream crusher
2010-06-05 18:11:56
The boogye man has has to look under his bed for chuck norris
Fionna, Roshlanda, Andrea
2010-05-29 14:21:31
chuck norris penis is so big it has its own penis, chuck norris's penis's penis is so big it has its own penis chuck norris's penis's penis'penis is bigger than your penis
Kate
2010-05-24 10:31:17
chuck norris died 10 years ago, but michael gabriel is afraid to tell him
carl
2010-03-08 12:52:47
jeasus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim threw land.
Brittney & Mike
2008-04-11 09:08:22
Chuck Norris probably thinks these jokes are funny, but then roundhouse kicks his computer.
tim
2008-01-04 10:28:41
When Chuck Norris votes there are no hanging chads, just completely-punched holes.
Jugglez420
2007-12-14 12:53:05
lol sooooo funny...not!
adasa
2007-10-25 11:20:09
Why, satan, because the number of the joke's 666? lol
Satan
2007-09-30 07:34:31
Woo, I like this one.