Chuck Norris Joke #665
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Legal Immigrant
2011-11-24 19:08:29
When Chuck's car breaks down he tows the truck to collect it
Wangwang
2011-11-17 14:33:37
The sun doesn't rise, Chuck Norris just chases it form the other side.
lil chuck
2011-11-14 18:26:07
Chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity and he just went out there and got it back
kalzendre
2011-10-22 21:56:16
if chuck norris invented the cake, everybody would be afraid of the sweet sweet cake.
jerry
2011-03-10 20:39:53
chuck norris put a accocskop on his knife
mmeh chuclat
2010-08-19 19:58:30
chuck norris reached puberty before he was born
Gonfaron
2010-06-07 23:42:13
Chuck Norris did play in Titanic. He was the Ice Berg.
pb
2010-03-21 11:37:43
did you ever notice why chuck norris never played in the movie titanic?? beacouse he would save them all
jj
2009-10-25 12:52:09
chuck norris has counted to infinity,twice.