Chuck Norris Jokes > Chuck Joke 665

Chuck Norris Joke #665

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

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Legal Immigrant

2011-11-24 19:08:29

When Chuck's car breaks down he tows the truck to collect it

Wangwang

2011-11-17 14:33:37

The sun doesn't rise, Chuck Norris just chases it form the other side.

lil chuck

2011-11-14 18:26:07

Chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity and he just went out there and got it back

kalzendre

2011-10-22 21:56:16

if chuck norris invented the cake, everybody would be afraid of the sweet sweet cake.

jerry

2011-03-10 20:39:53

chuck norris put a accocskop on his knife

mmeh chuclat

2010-08-19 19:58:30

chuck norris reached puberty before he was born

Gonfaron

2010-06-07 23:42:13

Chuck Norris did play in Titanic. He was the Ice Berg.

pb

2010-03-21 11:37:43

did you ever notice why chuck norris never played in the movie titanic?? beacouse he would save them all

jj

2009-10-25 12:52:09

chuck norris has counted to infinity,twice.