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Chuck Norris Joke #663

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.

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Phil

2013-01-03 19:37:35

Chuck Noris bought a plot in Forest Lawn Cemetary. The resulting wave of panic amoung the buried resulted in the first Zombie Apocolyps

peter

2011-12-02 09:06:39

i like your jokes man

peter

2011-12-02 09:06:39

i like your jokes man

Adam

2011-11-09 08:05:25

God creates everything. Chuck Norris creates God

Adash

2011-10-18 20:25:25

Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. He isn't part indian. He swallowed a fucking Indian whole.

Ur tiny dick

2011-10-18 20:23:37

How many chuck Norris' does it take to screw in s lightbulb? None chuck norris can see in the dark.

Bryan

2011-10-18 20:21:21

Chuck Norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life there.

genaro gonzales

2011-09-05 14:37:53

ha ha

Chuck Norris

2011-08-29 09:53:40

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :)

Chuck Norris

2011-04-09 12:17:42

You are all going to die!!! Death by roundhouse kick!

Dave

2011-04-09 11:35:20

God created the heaven's and the earth, But Chuck Norris created God!!

matthew darling

2011-02-24 06:41:40

Chuck Norris does not run out of bullets the bullets run out of Noriises.

Chuck Norris II

2010-12-16 17:02:59

god may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land!

HARLEY GIRL

2010-08-18 12:56:49

NO! chuck norris is the reason barney and friends went missing two years ago!!:)

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:54:58

chuck norris is the reason barney and friends got cancelled

Krissy

2007-11-06 04:22:29

I wonder what would happen if chuck norris met the guy from saw?

Grant

2007-09-18 01:47:35

Except that Chuck Norris' martial arts prowess NEVER fails to resolve a situation...