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Chuck Norris Joke #662

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

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2014-10-09 02:51:54

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steve

2014-09-30 12:30:09

the worst continuation of star wars would be if there was an even darker side

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2014-07-08 11:24:28

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daterape

2012-05-03 09:12:02

call if u wnt a good time 714 877 9264

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:41:13

cristone how can you not know about Chuck Norris?!

think

2011-03-06 08:09:07

chuck norris can ply russian rulet with a loaded gun and win

mike

2011-02-18 19:26:34

its a bird its a plane its superman,no its chuck norris!!!!!!

Morrisisanass

2011-01-21 18:17:57

Quit being such a prick morris

zanfolo

2011-01-02 01:01:18

chuck norris cant fuck up cos hes always on top

morris

2010-08-01 14:32:50

stop commenting a joke with a joke!!

Vincent

2010-03-17 15:44:16

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth.

fixxxer2477

2010-03-06 02:56:04

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land

Darkari33

2010-02-21 00:45:54

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

heya

2009-12-22 19:09:14

chuck norris once had sex in a truck. that truck is now known as optimist prime

dude

2009-12-22 19:08:32

every morning before school, chuck norris kisses his son goodbye...then steals his lunch money

Me

2009-12-22 19:07:32

chuck norris doesnt get wet. water gets chuck norris

yodeley

2009-07-30 21:35:52

Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth, the plaque trembles off in fear.

daniel

2009-07-21 22:12:59

Chuck Norris can ran and walk at the same time

tony

2009-02-28 18:13:46

when chuck norris lays face down with an errection he strikes oil

tony

2009-02-28 18:13:07

Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogey man, the boogeyman check his closet for chuck norris

tony

2009-02-28 18:11:34

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and when he came back they were just called the Islands

yo couch

2008-01-22 14:03:30

the jokes before this were funny

cristone

2008-01-15 01:11:42

super tough this guy is! never heard of him before! :P

Krissy

2007-11-06 04:19:29

If it looks like chicken,tastes like chicken, feels like chicken, and smells like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its steak, its effing steak.

Daniel

2007-10-17 09:56:20

lightening doesn't strike Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris strikes lightening

Holly

2007-06-16 21:24:26

Chuck Norris doesn't tie his shoelaces. Instead, he stares at them until they cry and tie themselves.

Holly

2007-06-16 21:23:10

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, God believes in Chuck Norris.

Zack

2007-06-12 22:32:17

Chuck Norris can blow his load acrosst the Grand Canyon!

Jenna

2007-05-20 14:44:17

chuck norris doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off!

Justin

2007-03-12 14:55:22

Oh yeah man!