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Chuck Norris Joke #661

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

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nothing

2013-05-06 21:22:12

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into hulk, when hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets mad... RUN.

P.E.M.D.A.S

2013-02-05 20:42:23

Scientest have studied dinos for hundreds of years and chuck noris has them in his back yard

Soap

2013-02-05 20:39:48

They Once had a street called chuck noris but they had to tear it down because no one crosses chuck noris.

Adam

2013-02-05 20:37:56

Chuck noris threw a grenade killed fifty people than the grenade blew up

Chase

2012-02-16 20:06:17

One time Chuck Norris existed. Thats why dinos became extinct.

i

2012-02-16 20:04:23

Chuck Norris has hot pink bedsheets. I dare you to ask why.

BabyFace

2012-02-16 20:03:03

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Bc Chuck was crossing the road.

cn

2012-02-16 20:02:08

Fail.

Chandler

2012-02-16 20:00:41

One time Chuck got a girl pregnant. Those babies are collectively known as the TelyTubbies.

HalleyBaby

2012-02-16 19:59:32

Chuck Norris can drink coffee before he puts the beans through the grinder.

Blaire

2012-02-16 19:56:55

There are no bad Chuck Norris jokes. They all say Chuck Norris in them.

holly

2011-06-18 10:02:10

why did the chicken cross the road cuz chuck norris told it to

holly

2011-06-18 09:58:27

chuck norris has a night light in his room not because he is scared of the dark the dark is scared of chuck norris

Christopher

2010-12-27 17:04:35

The mythbusters wouldnt do any myths because they know chuck aint
real not even a myth

n8

2010-11-13 21:04:09

good, cuz i was scared... and i hate twighlight

Rnadom

2010-11-13 10:24:32

If Chuck Norris likes Twilight, then everybody likes it, but, he doesn't

Chuck Norris

2010-11-13 10:21:11

Not even close to me

me

2010-06-19 13:18:36

dude the devil one is not true chuck norris was born with his skills and looks he kicks the devils ass just for fun

preston

2010-01-17 19:38:57

chuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for his rugged looks and martial arts skills and after ths transaction was finalizaed he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back and instead of being mad he laughed and said that he should have seen it coming and now they play cards every wendsday of the first month

javase

2009-11-13 21:23:02

Chuck norris doesn't brag about having sex...sex brags about having Chuck norris

dakota

2009-09-13 09:34:53

Chuck Norris one got in a fight with Micheal Jackson thats why he has a fake nose

Joshua Henderson

2008-12-14 02:07:20

Chuck Norris doesn't try ...

Furthermore, he never loses at chess.

kosai

2008-08-10 16:33:10

Look, it's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's Superman! NO! It's...Chuck Norris!

Valeria

2008-02-07 21:13:46

Chuck Norris doesn't get hit by water balloons, water balloons get hit by Chuck Norris.

Marquis Sheppard

2008-01-14 08:12:27

Chuck Norris Doesn't Tea Bag, Chuck Norris Patato Sacks

no

2007-12-08 14:31:23

it's chuck norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him

Elise

2007-11-07 18:46:30

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep with a night like because hes afraid of the dark...the dark sleeps with a night light because its afraid of Chuck Norris.

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:28:17

he can't lose chess wtf... he can get checkmate before the game even starts!

Austin

2007-09-28 20:53:41

Chuck Norris once had sex inside of a truck,but some of his sperm leaked into the engine,we now know this truck as Optimus Prime. (>^_^)>

biff

2007-06-07 22:17:44

first things first How does chuck lose in anything

everyone else is to scared to not let him win