Chuck Norris Joke #660
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Comments:
brie
2012-08-05 03:24:30
i like this one
BigD
2012-04-03 09:43:50
chuck norris invented rap when his heart started beating
OMG
2012-01-11 07:18:02
In the time it took you to read this sectence, Chuck Norris ran 15 Kilometers. 3 Times.
tom
2011-10-25 10:59:52
chuck norris can run around the world fast enough to punch himself in the back of the head.
KILLER
2011-06-08 15:30:32
XD I have one to!! A cop pulled over Chuck Norris the cop is lucky he left with a warning
KILLER
2011-06-08 15:25:28
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! jeremy i love this one Ghost sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories
jeremy
2011-03-21 09:05:22
most pepole fear the reaper, chuck norris considers him a promiseing rookie
LOL
2011-01-31 16:16:47
XD I have one!!
Jesus can walk on water.Chuck Norris can swim through land.
jordan
2011-01-22 19:29:59
chuck norris's tears can cure cancer to bad he never cries
LOL
2010-11-18 19:39:10
Klacker that is one of the best i've
in a long while did you make it up? :)
Klacker lOl
2010-04-17 19:36:38
DUDE, i love this joke.
A note was found on chuck norris's dresser. it had most of the extinct species on it. it was titled *SUNDAY'S TO-DO LIST*