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Chuck Norris Joke #66

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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2014-06-04 11:48:38

the reason babies cry when they are born is because they know they are entering a world with chuck norris

the wellmanator

2012-10-18 05:33:23

elvis sucks big hairy dick havent u seen those pubes on his cheeks.....

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 08:39:04

Chuck Norris was once disqualified for winning a NASCAR race, without a car.

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 08:33:35

Chuck Norris was once disqualified for winning a NASCAR race, because he didn't use a car.


2012-02-21 20:09:15

elvis will allways beat chuck norris at rock no q's asked

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2011-12-24 07:42:59



2011-10-30 07:49:37

Chuck norris is so cool, he makes the king of rock look lame


2011-09-16 17:53:59

Chuck Norris is so fast, he makes the speed of light wish it was faster...

mali jo (:

2011-04-28 16:32:31

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four... in one move.

Rafael Rodriguez-Castro

2010-12-21 15:09:02

God chose three people to be his right hand man, arnold schwarzenegger, Mr.t and chuck norris. God asked arnold, why should you be my right-hand man? arnold said "cuse im the temanater!' god sent him to hell for bieng arrogant. the he asked mr.t the same thing. mr.t said "cause i'm awesome!" he sent to hell for the same reason. then before he asked chuck norris, chuck punched him and yelled "bitch you in my seat!"

awsome person

2010-11-18 18:36:25

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes lemonade, a nine inch long hunting knife, an ak47, and a play pen for his pet scorpion!


2010-11-07 16:04:19

Chuck Norris is so awesome he can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


2010-09-21 13:57:04

Chuck Norris fought with himself once and won!

No.1 Chuck Norris fan

2010-09-21 13:56:20

Chuck Norris is the only person who can count to infinity


2010-09-21 13:55:06

Chuck Norris played a game of tennis with a brick wall... he won


2010-06-09 14:57:54

Chuck Norris turned what was the Bermuda Circle in prehistoric times into what is now the Bermuda Triangle.


2009-07-27 11:26:16

Chuck norris is so tough that fear is S*** Scared of him


2009-07-25 20:07:04

chuck norris's tears could cure cancer to bad he never crys


2009-02-28 18:45:48

after a long, hard night of partying, chuck norris doesnt throw up...he throws down!


2007-11-06 10:46:43

In the beginning there was nothing, chuck norris karate chopped nothing and told it to get a job....


2007-05-24 10:28:18

Crop circles are chuck norris's way of telling corn to lie the f*** down


2007-04-30 07:54:26

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now called "the islands."