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Chuck Norris Joke #659

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

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Zach

2011-09-27 18:35:45

Giraffe were made by chuck Norris upper cuts a horse

evil

2011-05-25 18:00:20

noone invented escalaters there just stairs runing from chuck noris

miranda

2010-11-01 10:56:43

Chuck Norris once fought off a bunch of Japenese fighter planes by pointing at them and saying "pow"

2010-04-28 22:40:23

Who would win in a race between Superman and Batman to the moon? Chuck Norris.

2010-04-28 22:39:05

When god created earth he mad all me equil. Then he mad Chuck Norris.

Drew

2010-04-28 22:35:40

Chuch Norris knows what willis is talking about.

Leeyuh

2008-07-31 20:04:52

your the best :)

ps. heres some more that me and my friend made up
(L) Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't need glasses, glasses need Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born by C-Section because he got tired of waiting.

Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, he just pictures you dead, and you are.

When Chuck Norris was born he didn't cry, he simply said get me my bottle and fill it with beer.

Chuck Norris doesn't crap poop, he craps out brownies. Guess where he keeps the nuts.

God wanted to create everything in 10 days, but Chuck Norris only gave him 7 because he had an appointment.

Chuck Norris has no reflection because the mirrors are afraid they'll make him look bad.

Men have sex changes because Chuck Norris ran out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, the world moves around him.