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Chuck Norris Joke #658

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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@ josh

2013-04-08 07:55:24

wtf

Brian

2013-03-15 21:19:25

Suck my balls haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

none

2012-06-13 08:11:54

don't hate appreciate. and why are you on this site if you don't think this is funny?

jj

2011-04-17 06:12:06

If hulk picks up three elaphants that ltogether were a quarter of hulks weight, then chuck norris will pic up hulk with them.

hie

2011-01-28 15:03:53

no ......just no

:-P

2010-12-01 12:38:42

jack- yes it is

jack

2010-11-01 11:59:42

marie antuonette,,,,THAS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

preston boling

2010-05-19 07:28:45

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

preston

2010-05-19 07:27:33

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

josh

2008-10-21 07:55:17

if chuck norris was a girl he would be china

josh

2008-10-21 07:42:24

chuck norris doesnt slam doors he stares them down and thay slam themselves

marie antuonette

2007-03-13 07:04:11

jesus walked on water,chuck norris walked on jesus.