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Chuck Norris Joke #655

Chuck Norris invented water.

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me :)

2011-10-05 21:37:38

um this is stupid

joe

2011-08-05 00:19:36

if chuck norris invented water who invented wine

STAKE OUT

2011-06-23 03:56:33

YEAH ITS CALLED PISSING

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:09:15

i feel violated suddenly

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:08:44

so if we drink water, we're drinking little bits of chuck norris?

Michael

2009-11-04 16:49:48

this joke sucks!!! it makes no sense at all and is totally pointless

whipster1

2008-10-18 13:45:08

oops meant to say gave the fantastic four there powers

whipster1

2008-10-18 13:43:58

the radiation that gave the fantastic four was chuck's toilet flushing a turd

thecrow

2008-04-28 10:37:11

chuck norris can round house kick so hard hell kick you back in to time

FrenchToast06

2008-03-12 20:01:15

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves

Scorp 3:16

2008-02-25 13:34:34

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Layne, Amy, and James

2007-12-04 21:47:16

Normal people pee urin, Chuck Norris pisses excellence!

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-07 14:03:20

oxygen needs chuck norris to live

Ben

2007-03-05 16:41:33

Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast that he punched himself in the back of the head.