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Chuck Norris Joke #654

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, donít be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:39:27

thanks. my hat is new. (no wonder i got kicked in the ass randomly by Chuck Norris)


2012-04-30 09:38:06

NUMnut u have herpes from the other night


2012-02-22 09:13:36

NUMnut now he is going to kill you. sorry for his stupiity lord norris


2012-01-25 20:29:26

Chuck Norris sucks!!! If he was so strong like everyone says he would come to my house right now and smash my face against the keyboardlkjhkjghuifdhuisnrgirhliufhnfgryukyuifyulb iauirhruslnrhgiulbfegruygfyiuhdfuiergoyeuibfuiogyu rfbnueirogyuirphewifoheoruigbfjncjieogyreiuwfwr


2011-04-17 13:50:47

When you see a handicap parking spot,it doesn't mean you can park there, in fact it is just a warning saying that if you park their you will be handicapped.

eryanna seivert

2011-03-24 13:07:06

chuck norris round housed kicked mikel jackson in the face witch turned him wight but the price was he lost his nose. (I can't spell veary wall)!!!!!!!!!!!


2010-11-05 13:17:00

Chuck Norris don't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.


2010-09-27 08:19:54

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land


2010-05-03 11:34:24

chuck norris is quite possibly the biggest homosexual there has ever been hows that for a joke then eh

Matt mcAtee

2010-03-27 19:47:45

Chuck Norris can leap tall buildings in a single bound

Chuck noris

2010-03-11 18:02:15

I have a few here,1. chuck noris viseted the virgin islands when he came back it was just the islands. 2.chuck noris can light an ant on fire with a magnifying glass, AT NIGHT! 3.Chuck noris can kill two rocks with a bird. 4. when chuck noris crosses the road, the cars passing have to look both ways before going.

mc lovin

2010-02-11 17:39:53

people say that they are hung like horses.Well horses are hung like chuck norris

Person with a life

2010-01-11 17:53:48



2009-10-30 10:50:43

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT for writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer


2009-05-08 18:53:26

chuck norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard there is only another fist

Chuck Norris

2007-05-07 11:37:30

Its true. and i rule. now go away or its roundhouse in the face for you.

frank norris

2006-10-23 11:31:25