Chuck Norris Joke #654
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Comments:
Izzy is cool.
2012-11-05 16:39:27
thanks. my hat is new. (no wonder i got kicked in the ass randomly by Chuck Norris)
mark
2012-04-30 09:38:06
NUMnut u have herpes from the other night
mark
2012-02-22 09:13:36
NUMnut now he is going to kill you. sorry for his stupiity lord norris
NUMnut
2012-01-25 20:29:26
Chuck Norris sucks!!! If he was so strong like everyone says he would come to my house right now and smash my face against the keyboardlkjhkjghuifdhuisnrgirhliufhnfgryukyuifyulb iauirhruslnrhgiulbfegruygfyiuhdfuiergoyeuibfuiogyu rfbnueirogyuirphewifoheoruigbfjncjieogyreiuwfwr
naznad
2011-04-17 13:50:47
When you see a handicap parking spot,it doesn't mean you can park there, in fact it is just a warning saying that if you park their you will be handicapped.
eryanna seivert
2011-03-24 13:07:06
chuck norris round housed kicked mikel jackson in the face witch turned him wight but the price was he lost his nose. (I can't spell veary wall)!!!!!!!!!!!
rs
2010-11-05 13:17:00
Chuck Norris don't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Shivman
2010-09-27 08:19:54
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land
chris
2010-05-03 11:34:24
chuck norris is quite possibly the biggest homosexual there has ever been hows that for a joke then eh
Matt mcAtee
2010-03-27 19:47:45
Chuck Norris can leap tall buildings in a single bound
Chuck noris
2010-03-11 18:02:15
I have a few here,1. chuck noris viseted the virgin islands when he came back it was just the islands. 2.chuck noris can light an ant on fire with a magnifying glass, AT NIGHT! 3.Chuck noris can kill two rocks with a bird. 4. when chuck noris crosses the road, the cars passing have to look both ways before going.
mc lovin
2010-02-11 17:39:53
people say that they are hung like horses.Well horses are hung like chuck norris
Person with a life
2010-01-11 17:53:48
stupid
Jake
2009-10-30 10:50:43
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT for writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer
ss
2009-05-08 18:53:26
chuck norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard there is only another fist
Chuck Norris
2007-05-07 11:37:30
Its true. and i rule. now go away or its roundhouse in the face for you.
frank norris
2006-10-23 11:31:25
:)