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Chuck Norris Joke #653

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

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tangina mo

2012-01-05 17:24:32

this is too long. people want short, simple, super funny jokes. Chuck norris can make you laugh without him saying a word.

nunyabussines

2011-12-10 18:23:05

that's a Bill Brasky line from the old SNL skits

Free style

2011-10-01 20:48:17

bullets are toothpicks for chuck norris

Bilal

2011-06-06 15:37:00

Chuck Norris has a pet rock its name is Earth. He also has a foot warmer, the Sun. He spilt Milk he was drinking one day, it stayed there for ever and its called the milky way

gur

2011-03-19 09:33:27

a mile is a step for chuck norris

James

2010-12-06 11:22:51

fat penguin~~its an icebreaker... call me ;)

Brunt

2010-12-06 11:22:06

your mom

David

2010-11-17 14:05:36

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

henry

2010-07-03 14:16:44

when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt go up, the earth goes down

henry

2010-07-03 14:15:27

chuck norris can believe its not butter

tristan

2010-02-11 18:45:09

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides wut time it is

tristan

2010-02-11 18:43:43

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

tristan

2010-02-11 18:43:15

officers lay off, you cant search for chuck norris, chuck norris searches for you.

Bobby

2009-10-16 14:05:36

When Chuck Norris donates blood he doesn't ask for a neddle and a shot. He asks for a handgun and a bucket

sheeny

2009-09-21 17:32:26

chuck norris is the shit!! ask Devon

Clare

2009-07-09 20:04:09

One day, Chuck Norris decided to sell his pee in a can. We know this as Red Bull.

lu

2009-02-25 16:17:00

ok just to clarafy,
RAIDA IS GAY!!!!!!!!!

raida

2008-05-03 17:43:50

chuck norris got his ass kicked by bruce lee

AJ

2008-02-23 13:12:42

Chuck norris took a shit. The dinosaurs went extinct.

Spike

2008-02-23 12:38:54

chuck norris and mr.t walked into a bar it collapsed one building cant hold that much awesomeness

asdada

2007-10-25 11:50:00

o....k