Chuck Norris Joke #650
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Comments:
steve
2012-07-21 13:19:41
Altoids find Chuck Norris curiously strong.
Dan
2012-05-24 13:18:43
Klondike bars do things for Chuck Norris
Rack City
2012-03-30 10:32:19
Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?
Tess
2011-12-29 06:28:21
Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he built with his bare hands
shawn stevenson
2010-04-28 18:50:04
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
john
2010-04-10 15:01:00
chuck norris once knocked out mahammed ali in a staring contest
tim knotts
2009-12-25 11:28:04
this one is fucking hilarious
Cynthia Luster
2009-11-10 15:40:14
Chuck Norris and Cindy Rothrock are an item.. They roundhouse kick each other for fun!
glenn jr
2008-11-06 11:34:50
if a tree falls in the forest and no ones arounds to hear it ......
chuck norris hears it!!!!
BLaH
2008-04-16 18:27:58
Google wont't let you search for Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris searches for you!!!
qdacious
2008-03-11 06:21:51
u gotta love chuck i sometimes wish i was him
Rickaaaaay
2007-10-15 15:06:14
hmmmm..... i wonder what his teachers thought of that...
Ejazz
2007-10-13 00:03:44
god prays to Chuck Norris
Rickaaaaaaay
2007-09-28 12:28:29
this is frickin hilarious
