Chuck Norris Joke #649
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Comments:
andrealoveskota
2012-08-10 18:24:45
Actually no. If her husbands last name is moore than she would have lost the norris name. there for she could actually be chuck norris's grandchild
nefera
2012-02-11 16:02:45
mandalynn moore@ not true if that was true than your ms or mr norris or when it got marred you got your hussbind or wife last name i think correct me if im wrong!
3tgeruy7t
2011-11-17 11:34:21
f### you jimmy
???
2011-04-21 19:04:10
never bring a nife to a gun fight and never bring a gun to aby fight with Chuck norris
ManDalynn Moore
2010-12-16 11:48:25
Chuck Norris is my grandpa!! ;]
jonnybravo
2010-11-04 17:04:37
chuck norris is the only man to walk into a gunfight with a knife and win 20-0
qweasd
2010-10-23 22:23:10
chuck does not love ramond
d
2009-11-01 13:04:06
jimmy, a roundhouse is what Chuck Norris will do to you for questioning his ways
The Greg
2008-01-02 15:12:21
Chuck Norris is the only man to get in a knife fight with a knife and win
asadfasd
2007-10-25 11:08:19
jimmy = idiot
jimmy
2007-06-28 00:10:33
wat the hell is a roundhouse