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Chuck Norris Joke #649

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

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Comments:

andrealoveskota

2012-08-10 18:24:45

Actually no. If her husbands last name is moore than she would have lost the norris name. there for she could actually be chuck norris's grandchild

nefera

2012-02-11 16:02:45

mandalynn moore@ not true if that was true than your ms or mr norris or when it got marred you got your hussbind or wife last name i think correct me if im wrong!

3tgeruy7t

2011-11-17 11:34:21

f### you jimmy

???

2011-04-21 19:04:10

never bring a nife to a gun fight and never bring a gun to aby fight with Chuck norris

ManDalynn Moore

2010-12-16 11:48:25

Chuck Norris is my grandpa!! ;]

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 17:04:37

chuck norris is the only man to walk into a gunfight with a knife and win 20-0

qweasd

2010-10-23 22:23:10

chuck does not love ramond

d

2009-11-01 13:04:06

jimmy, a roundhouse is what Chuck Norris will do to you for questioning his ways

The Greg

2008-01-02 15:12:21

Chuck Norris is the only man to get in a knife fight with a knife and win

asadfasd

2007-10-25 11:08:19

jimmy = idiot

jimmy

2007-06-28 00:10:33

wat the hell is a roundhouse