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Chuck Norris Joke #648

Chuck Norris isnít lactose intolerant. He just doesnít put up with lactoseís shit.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Kenny Boswell

2014-06-26 23:08:44

The worst day Ina child's life is not when he finds out Santa isn't real. It's when he finds out chuck Norris is.

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mak

2013-04-29 07:38:42

chuck norris is awsome if you read this you will be roundhouse kicked in the face by him.

TheBlindSniper

2011-07-30 20:12:31

Many men have tried to walk on water. Chuck Norris didn't bother. He swam in land instead.

Megha

2011-01-20 23:06:56

Aca LOLOL XD

Aca

2011-01-10 04:05:54

What's Chuck Norris' e-mail adress?
- yahoo@chucknorris.com

:D:D

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:07:43

@Kamia: The British said, "Chuck Norris is coming!"

Kamia

2010-07-03 20:34:32

Chuck Norris makes natural disasters look like bunnys

Kamia

2010-07-03 20:30:59

When the british were coming people have the storie wrong the dude who came down the street yelling the British are coming it was chick Norris but then he shot every British soldier with 1 bullet