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Chuck Norris Joke #647

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.

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2014-07-23 20:37:51

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tanner

2012-07-08 23:04:38

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because only he recognises the element of supprise

Scottay

2012-03-13 19:32:53

Chuck Norris once ran into a blind man and cured his sight, sadly the last thing the man saw was a round house kick to the face

Danny

2011-12-07 18:25:48

Chuck Norris once donated blood for a man. That man is now Superman.

Jesus

2011-11-03 06:29:02

Cuck Norris once had a bet with superman on who would win in a fight. the losser had to ware his underware on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris

2011-08-29 09:56:46

chuck Norris doesn't read he just stares the book down untill it gives him the information he wants. :)

Lexi

2011-06-13 15:43:46

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

coco

2010-10-29 22:28:30

wowwwwww

dillon mohr

2010-06-28 08:32:46

chuck norris can eat blood

d

2009-11-01 13:48:28

but chuck is still AWESOME!!

d

2009-11-01 13:47:55

i dont get it