Chuck Norris Joke #646
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Comments:
william
2012-07-27 20:41:30
1.chuck norris doesnt run from nazi zombies, nazi zombies run from him 2. chuck norris kicked a horses head the new name for it is a girrafe
william
2012-07-27 20:38:35
its a bird!!! no its a plane!!! no its one of chuck norris' roundhouse kicked victims
william
2012-07-27 20:36:39
chuck norris lost his left testical the new logical name for it is jupiter
william
2012-07-27 20:34:17
the titanic sunk not from a iceberg but chuck norris was skinny dipping and it hit his righ testacle
Anonymous
2011-11-27 13:45:21
... And the DFS sale
Stephanie
2011-11-08 00:24:42
Chuck Norris is so tuff that when the chinease army tried to attack him they lost. TWICE
Samurai
2011-05-16 20:17:34
Chuck Norris can walk over lava just like Jesus(
sam
2011-05-08 08:29:30
if you met a woman with crooked teeth, she just gave chuck norris a blow job
Mad Hatter
2011-04-29 20:32:43
Chuck Norris can melt water
pasgo
2011-03-30 23:41:16
jesus walked over water, chuck norris walked over jesus
Devin
2011-01-28 21:18:26
Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
Jack E.
2010-10-16 20:01:01
Chuck Norris built the log cabin, He was born in.
Chuck Norris
2010-10-16 13:08:39
thats right im also the only defence against one
Dakoa
2009-12-25 09:25:48
Chuck Norris is so tuff that under his beard its just another fist.
austino2366748
2009-10-11 00:10:26
chuck norris is the only man to unscramble a scramble egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Mom
2009-10-10 19:18:29
Pluto is so far away because God punched it about 50 times. It came back. Chuck Norris roudhouse kicked it once and it stayed there.
Your Mom
2009-10-10 19:15:44
if weegee looked at Chuck Norris he'd get a foot shaped mark on his face.
Jarrett Grasty
2009-09-28 08:38:52
Bruce Lee actually faked his own death. He now goes by the name Chuck Norris.
SSG Chubbs
2009-02-28 17:32:19
chuck norris was in a car accident and lost both his legs but he still maneged to walk it off
banana slug
2007-08-09 12:09:50
no rambo he roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin
-banana slug
rambo
2007-03-20 10:39:42
how were giraffes invented? Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse.
Tysen Shields
2007-03-16 12:39:22
this site is funny