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Chuck Norris Joke #645

Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.

Funny :) Not Funny :(



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2014-04-17 07:38:04


lol girl

2012-02-07 22:02:57

chuck norris likes his meat so rare he eats unicorns


2011-05-20 19:24:14

lol.the cut tool on the computer is a way for chuck norris to stab victoms

luke matt and chris

2011-03-03 05:00:53

star wars people rely on the force... the force relys on chuck norris

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:49:12

chuck norris inveted the copy, cut, and paste tools in your computer


2010-06-01 16:32:41

chuck norris has many identities his 2nd most famous one is bigfoot


2010-06-01 16:29:39

some people have nightmares about freddy crouger, freddy crouger has nightmares about chuck norris


2009-11-14 09:37:01

when chuck norris goes into a mc donalds and asks for a whopper, he gets a whopper