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Chuck Norris Joke #644

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

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Dan

2012-05-24 09:01:46

Awesome. its swim thru nand not on land

Awesome

2011-12-25 10:49:49

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-25 03:13:36

That was so much more witty than the classic 'If you have one dollar, and Chuck Norris had one dollar, he has more' joke. Well done! That's disgusting, ulyses. And, btw, it's 'their' not 'theyre', which is not counted as a word without the apostrophe. JJB, like we haven't heard that one before. I'd agree with Blanca, if she had half a brain. 'these', retard, 'dumbest.' Can't you spell? Left school at nine, I see.

QUINNYMAJIGS

2011-06-20 18:56:24

Chuck norris makes satan shit him self

Mahalik

2011-02-11 03:56:26

If You have 5 dollars and chuck Norris has 5 dollars,

Chuck Norris has now 10 Dollars

ulyses

2009-12-04 11:09:33

Women don't get theyre period, Chuck Norris has sex with every girl once a month

JJB

2008-08-17 01:15:41

Chuck norris went to the virgin Islands and now they're just called the islands

brnnn

2008-05-03 20:17:32

i wouldnt bag on chuck hes ur dad now u know why ur an orphan.

blanca

2008-02-01 10:55:19

thise are the domest jokes ever

bob

2007-08-29 00:59:28

Chuck is a duck

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-18 12:44:17

haha brilliant!!