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Chuck Norris Joke #643

Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-03-25 10:36:56

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2014-03-25 10:36:28

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:08:28

Light can't escape a black hole, but a black hole can't escape Chuck Norris... (better version)

John

2012-11-15 05:48:58

Black holes can eat entire stars but Chuck Norris can clog it up with his early morning duce

John

2012-11-15 05:46:30

Light can't escape a black hole but Chuck Norris can

John

2012-11-15 05:44:12

There is no such thing as a super nova only a star that Chuck Norris destroyed

John

2012-11-15 05:41:12

Chuck Norris can split an atom........ Of iron!

cj11491

2012-02-09 08:25:58

Chuck norris daughter once lost her virginity and he got it back

lilly chick

2012-02-05 17:58:57

u guys are fricken awesome!!!! this is fricken sweet!!!!

your mom

2011-11-26 09:28:11

for all yals reading, keep your mean comments to yourself, or he will find you.

Flimdy

2011-09-28 12:06:04

Chuck Norris FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth

2011-06-06 11:24:21

Chuck Norris Knows your reading These!!!:O

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:43:31

its not stupid its funny

madison

2010-11-26 06:32:34

i dont get your joke .........its very stupid ....
STUPID

Jacob

2007-11-12 08:03:53

chuck norris knits sweaters on his free time, and by knits i mean kicks, and by sweaters i mean babys!

asdada

2007-10-25 11:23:56

doesnt make sense but oh well, funny anyways

jamal

2007-06-16 14:56:04

ur sp fuckin awsome chuck

matt thomas

2007-03-22 05:29:10

love these jokes