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Chuck Norris Joke #642

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

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chuck norris

2011-12-07 05:38:17

i am mailing you all a can of woop-ass

chuck norris

2011-12-07 05:38:16

i am mailing you all a can of woop-ass

teeheeee

2011-11-28 08:01:49

ttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll

bOB

2011-11-28 08:01:12

funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny

all u bitches r fag

2011-04-19 07:39:18

bitches

thatoneguy

2011-04-08 17:54:53

abortion isnt killing, its actualy a form of sacrifice to chuck norris

lastTwo

2011-03-16 22:27:23

Last two suck

djkhgd

2011-03-16 22:25:58

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet.The lake gets Chuck Norris

lolwtgdairyqueen

2011-03-16 22:24:06

Chuck Norris fought Steven Saggal. that is the reason the time is set back every year.

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:24:10

this joke is the ultimate Chuck Norris statement. it covers pretty much everything....i think

LOL

2010-11-18 21:12:12

Brian those are good ones!! :)

Brian Hines

2010-03-12 16:58:43

My dad once said he could kick chuck norris' ass, then Chuck Norris jumped out of the sink drain and roundhouse kicked him in the face 47 times.

Brian Hines

2010-03-12 16:43:44

If Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T roundhoused kicked eachother in the face simultaneously, time as we know it would come to an end and the universe would implode upon itself.

woooo

2010-01-14 01:12:16

finally a good joke

ewfsdg

2009-12-04 16:10:25

chuck norris does not know about this website or he would delete the internet

daniel

2009-11-08 19:27:52

hahahaha no

Chuck Norris fan.

2009-10-01 13:46:44

Jajajaj this joke is simple, but awesome!