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Chuck Norris Joke #641

On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her.

After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't fucking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls.

Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

danglar

2012-01-21 18:25:00

Get a life

Samantha

2011-06-16 03:29:09

That waz the stupidest joke.. you know what that wasn't even a joke that was fricken disgusting the idiot who wrote this should be a shamed and everyone knows you would die if Chuck Norris did you

nick

2011-04-19 09:50:36

oh wait i posted a joke and thats disgusting

nick

2011-04-19 09:49:39

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.

AWESOME.

2011-02-22 11:50:24

Meh, not funny.

MS

2010-10-31 15:03:46

that is sci-fi

BOB

2010-10-11 07:48:00

awesome

Miyuki

2010-08-05 11:48:18

That's gross. Plus, Chuck Norris doesn't randomly agree to "ravish" women even if they are supermodels...he's too awesome and principled for that!

d

2009-11-01 13:36:51

...wow...

yodeley

2009-07-30 21:33:50

classic.

kai

2008-03-21 06:14:13

google can't fined chuck norris because chuck norris fines you.

kai

2008-03-20 19:59:21

when chuck norris plays wall ball the ball isn't afraid of the wall its only afraid of chuck norris.

dardub

2007-03-19 00:40:27

That didn't make any sense. Why did I waste my time reading the whole thing.