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Chuck Norris Joke #640

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

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Comments:

gamer007734

2014-01-16 13:06:50

the movie would be like 3 seconds long if he played on it hehe

BOB

2012-11-11 17:53:44

Chuck Norris struck out Babe Ruth... using a helium Balloon.

Chuck

2012-04-24 17:21:24

Chuck Norris created the Decoration of Independence

jonte

2011-04-13 11:16:40

chuck norris dont swimmin the water just wanna stay close to him

vison eagle 54

2011-01-21 08:54:00

chuck norris is so awesome he doesnt heard bull he carrys them

vison eagle 54

2011-01-21 08:52:01

chuck norris is so awesomehe can smell u from 50 thousand miles away

Paigiepage

2010-05-29 15:30:39

yes you are right, Itsme. the same jokes are said over and over again. ugh!!

Mavrik

2009-12-25 18:28:12

Yep

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:26:18

Am I right?

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:24:48

I am getting pretty board..................oh yea caues their all the same!!!!!!!!!!!

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:21:31

Have u ever noticed thease are the same jokes

Laura

2009-10-14 19:57:43

undr chuck norris' beard he doesnt have a chin he has a third fist

Cody

2007-11-27 09:14:39

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris!

zandstra

2007-05-31 17:39:25

AWESOME!