Chuck Norris Joke #64
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Comments:
breanon
2011-01-27 18:11:00
down from the heavens in an emaculate chourus down in the heavens came chuck norris whick delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jpnes
tom
2010-11-21 11:28:13
chuck norris doesnt move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of chuck norris
Reilley
2010-10-16 20:28:17
when chuck norris looks in the mirror theres no reflection because theres only one chuck norris!
nik
2010-09-23 01:20:33
chuck norris is so awesome. when he stands next to nuclear reactor- nuclear reactor shuts down. Just to pay his respect!
nik
2010-09-23 01:19:07
We do not need cyclotrones. Chuck Noriss can break all the particles
Michael
2010-01-12 20:24:02
Who would win in a race, The flash or superman?Chuck Norris
moi
2007-12-09 09:05:54
chuck norris is so tough, when santa gave him a lump of coal, he squeezed out some diamonds
Domorato
2007-10-25 19:52:55
the only thing that can survive a nuclear war is a cockroach... and chuck norris
lukas
2007-06-19 12:58:19
CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS VICTORIAS SEACRET
Matt
2007-06-10 00:02:57
Chuck Norris appeared in Street Fighters II as an unlockable character, but that version of the game was discontinued when gamers complained about the glitch that makes every button command a roundhouse kick. When asked about this Chuck Norris replied "What glitch?"