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Chuck Norris Joke #64

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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breanon

2011-01-27 18:11:00

down from the heavens in an emaculate chourus down in the heavens came chuck norris whick delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jpnes

tom

2010-11-21 11:28:13

chuck norris doesnt move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of chuck norris

Reilley

2010-10-16 20:28:17

when chuck norris looks in the mirror theres no reflection because theres only one chuck norris!

nik

2010-09-23 01:20:33

chuck norris is so awesome. when he stands next to nuclear reactor- nuclear reactor shuts down. Just to pay his respect!

nik

2010-09-23 01:19:07

We do not need cyclotrones. Chuck Noriss can break all the particles

Michael

2010-01-12 20:24:02

Who would win in a race, The flash or superman?Chuck Norris

moi

2007-12-09 09:05:54

chuck norris is so tough, when santa gave him a lump of coal, he squeezed out some diamonds

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:52:55

the only thing that can survive a nuclear war is a cockroach... and chuck norris

lukas

2007-06-19 12:58:19

CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS VICTORIAS SEACRET

Matt

2007-06-10 00:02:57

Chuck Norris appeared in Street Fighters II as an unlockable character, but that version of the game was discontinued when gamers complained about the glitch that makes every button command a roundhouse kick. When asked about this Chuck Norris replied "What glitch?"