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Chuck Norris Joke #638

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

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jd123

2010-11-04 13:24:30

Chuck Norris' Total Gym recieved a fine for beating up a Bowflex....
Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the Atlanic Ocean....
Chuck Norris made mother nature a mother...
Chuck Norris isnt acting on Walker Texas Ranger... he REALLY DOES beat the shit out of everyone...

Jarrod D.

2010-10-20 23:25:09

Chuck and another famous martial artist/actor had a bet of who could knock out the other the fastestwith a roundhouse kick. The loser had to act in comedies for the rest of their career. Obvious Chuck DID NOT LOSE! The loser, you can see him on A&E Wednesday nights at 10pm- Steven Segal: Lawman.

Jarrod D.

2010-10-20 23:16:29

Someone walked up to Chuck Norris and told him that JCVD was a better martial artist. Chuck drew a blank stare and stood there quietly for 30 seconds. The guy thought he was about to get roundhouse kicked in the face, but Chuck merely walked away. Later that night, it was announced that JCVD suffered a heart attack that day during filming of his new movie. Coincidence? I don't think so...

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:56:01

STOP: HAMMER TIME

cici

2009-09-30 19:00:26

these jokes are beast but r kinda stupid and i still dont really think i can belive that the one dude is his nephew

tyler

2009-09-11 19:52:16

hahaha i got a better one. Jesus may be able to walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND!!!

wayne

2008-08-03 12:43:53

i think chuck norris jokes are the best

colton

2008-05-06 08:05:05

The Reason we have day light savings is because chuck norris changes time zones

jimmy norris

2008-02-25 21:17:48

chuck norris is the shit. im chucks nephew and all the shit on the web is real. i was there when he counted to infinity. twice! and yeah my last name is norris

Jana

2007-08-16 19:21:25

There are no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailor parks.

Tabatha

2007-07-13 23:50:12

Aiya, what are you TALKING ABOUT!? Chuck Norris jokes are the best! And making them up is even more fun. :P

James Fowler

2007-03-22 05:06:52

dude these jokes just suck...And to you Chris Runkle...I hope chuck roundhouse kicks you

Chris runkle

2007-02-27 05:32:04

These jokes are funny as hell...sometimes...some of them are getting old and arent funny anymore...