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Chuck Norris Joke #637

All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.

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pillow

2012-11-29 21:42:27

bret farve can throw a football 50 yards..chuck norris can throw bret farve even further.

pillow

2012-11-29 21:40:10

chuck norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade youve ever tasted.

BHJ

2011-11-24 22:14:18

Scissors don't cut Chuck Norris' beard, Chuck Norris' beard cuts scissors!

aagdf

2011-10-10 13:44:07

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

aabaca

2011-01-09 14:20:37

from a jap game, kinda funny

Chuck Norris

2011-01-06 12:59:18

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

kiersten

2011-01-06 12:42:20

chuck norris once took a crap in the ocean, then when he flushed there was a hurricane.

Derp

2010-11-14 07:28:26

It's based on a meme from a game called Zero Wing. Search it up on youtube if you're curious.

lunalovegood

2010-09-29 16:36:46

jdizzle, he isn't calling the other guy a geek. he's calling himself a geek.

bbr

2010-08-13 21:26:45

one day chuck went o a walk and a poisoness snake bit him after 3 days of excruciating pain the snake dies lol

Jdizzle

2010-06-04 20:11:40

i love how richard is calling this guy a geek for saying its from WC3 and yet he is the one correcting him on which original game it comes from *newsflash* it doesn't really matter

BoomerFat

2010-05-25 13:48:54

Once a man came up to chuck norris and said, "Is your name actually charles?" Chuck didnt respond, but he stared at the man until he exploded

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:49:02

WTFuckF????

richard lord of the 13 hells

2008-01-30 16:08:52

all your base r belong to us is not from wwarcraft 3 u noob. take it from THE LORD OF THE 13 HELLS (geek) thats alot older then you are so let is go CHILD!

eric casteel

2007-10-14 18:28:47

my wife says his hair piece sucks &fagobeefe' cause of it

crazza

2007-09-03 03:46:38

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch...he decides what time it is.

steve

2007-06-25 22:02:22

Chuck Norris doesn't like warcraft

me

2007-06-05 11:01:51

it is from warcraft 3 allyourbasearebelongtous ... the enemy loses

mike

2007-03-19 09:06:39

yeah, i dont get this one