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Chuck Norris Joke #636

Chuck Norris does not lie. If something he says is not true it becomes true.

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2014-08-18 01:45:35



2014-08-18 01:45:35


the universe a,k.a cn slave

2011-12-09 22:46:41

chuck norris is always watching when you are telling jokes he finds you and tell you off

the best

2011-12-09 22:44:01

chuck norris does not lie. if something is not true it becomes true


2011-08-26 14:21:25

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his knife

The universe (a.k.a) CN's slave

2011-04-21 12:57:47

The big bang theory is that god is not real because he died when Chuck Norris round house kick god and thus the kick mad the universe


2011-04-21 08:43:24

everytime you masterbate cuck norris punches a mixcan baby in the face


2010-11-24 08:10:49

chuck norris pooped out god


2010-11-07 22:12:31

The only time chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he made a mistake


2010-08-18 18:12:44

Chuck Norris doesn't wear camo because you don't want to find Chuck Norris

Nigger Nigger

2010-03-12 15:22:19

Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.


2010-03-11 20:42:11

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

ben D. watson

2010-03-11 20:08:28

hitler didn't commit suside cause the russians where coming but cause chuck norris was.

ben D. watson

2010-03-11 20:07:14

there was a second moon around earth... till chuck norris found it

ben D. watson

2010-03-11 19:54:51

chuck norris has divided 0....twice

ben D. watson

2010-03-11 19:47:07

chuck+roundhouse kick -you =

that blank is whats left of you and chuck norris decide to leave the equation afterwards cause he can.

ben D. watson

2010-03-11 19:40:25

there is no theory of evolution, only the species chuck norris lets live.


2007-11-28 09:55:26

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

mark weiner

2007-10-04 05:27:05

chuck norris is chuck norris

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:23:44

ya right

james walter

2007-04-23 12:53:46

i can take chuck down