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Chuck Norris Joke #635

Chuck Norris wasn't born 2 weeks early, the world wasn't ready yet.

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Comments:

Luke

2012-07-17 10:51:20

True

sup

2012-02-22 14:36:47

the world wasent ready for Chuck Norris

...u

2011-10-30 09:47:41

the world wasnt ready for what?

redstar

2011-09-21 20:08:33

Kinds no longer hide under the blankets when they are afraid of monsters they hide under Chuck Norris

hailey

2011-06-08 19:28:23

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't had enough courage to tell him that.

oblivion

2011-05-23 09:46:58

kids look under the bed for monsters, monsters look under the bed for chuck Norris

stickman

2011-03-27 17:11:20

chuck norris once stomped a midgit into fourty gold coins and got +1 up

erik450

2010-11-15 20:25:52

If Chuck Norris could cry it would cure cancer!

duamlnl

2010-05-12 06:23:18

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

chucksbffl

2010-01-02 19:31:40

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

drake

2009-08-30 11:39:31

he's to powerful!
"it's over 9000!!!!!"

asdada

2007-10-25 11:44:57

you'd think the Coming of Jesus would have been when Chuck Norris was born lol

studmaster (hannah)

2007-06-17 12:30:45

thats funy chuck is my bff.. he just dont no it yet