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Chuck Norris Joke #634

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Condom

2012-12-09 13:27:26

And chuck norris OMG!! EEEEE!!! He is like sooo cute

Condom

2012-12-09 13:25:36

Me too I'm like gay I love guys that have big muscles that's like soooo hot

Gay

2012-12-09 13:23:04

Guys I'm like soo gay

Condom

2012-12-09 13:20:46

Jsksjdjlsj

Condom

2012-12-09 13:20:46

Jsksjdjlsj

jimmy

2012-04-12 14:28:26

funny

ME!!

2012-03-06 18:40:56

I am gay

Wiz khalifa

2012-03-06 18:39:53

I am back,brustas means breast in germany

Wiz khalifa

2012-03-05 19:39:29

Fuck u chuck Norris

Condom

2012-03-05 19:38:52

Chuck Norris is the best karate guy

Osama my momma

2012-03-05 19:34:51

AHHHHH! We had to lose the war and i miss saddan hussan already but i see him in hell

Josué

2012-03-05 19:32:07

Osama Got his ass killed by seal team 6

Hitler

2012-03-05 19:28:56

Germany was going to win the war but one of my solders fuked up

Wiz khalifa

2012-03-05 19:26:55

Shiza now i am really scared of chuck norres shiza means shit in germany

angelie

2012-03-05 17:34:56

i guess nobody should be afraid of the boogeyman any more if he's scared of chuck norris haha lol

lexy

2012-02-26 18:26:41

this is freaking hilarious

kaejin smithbejgrowicz

2012-02-09 17:12:26

ahhhhhh shit

Reagan

2012-01-21 08:17:58

Haha. That's so funny.

zak

2012-01-21 02:06:33

this is a crap joke

ccv c

2012-01-15 15:49:43

this is funny

Alien abassador

2011-12-07 20:54:20

Im the alien ambassador is chuck norris dead yet or do we still have to wait

ashley

2011-12-07 13:15:48

Sorry boogey man

chris

2011-07-19 13:56:56

Thats awesome!!!

freelance writing jobs

2011-06-19 11:43:52

i think it's very cool

rexer

2011-05-23 14:10:34

omfg the boogeyman is scared of chuck norris? and if you search up where is Chuck norris google will not search for him he will search for you

rose

2011-04-23 10:54:00

This us stupd

mitch

2011-04-19 10:47:17

cool

ME!!!

2011-04-03 18:21:22

LOL

Matthew

2011-03-12 16:05:59

Funney

Bean

2011-03-11 23:04:51

Now that what I call funnnnnnny!!!!

Bean

2011-03-11 23:04:51

Now that what I call funnnnnnny!!!!

Mo

2011-02-10 09:13:32

SO FUNNY! LOL!

ChucknorrisHATER

2011-02-05 07:53:22

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Jet Li >_>

wow

2011-02-02 11:54:33

holy shiz thisguys crazy*-*

braeden

2011-02-02 11:47:21

1:go to google 2#type in chuck norris im feeling lucky 3#laugh

braeden

2011-02-02 11:44:41

oh god :..] that made me cry!!

braeden

2011-02-02 11:41:52

lending hand kills 99.9 O\O of germs chuck norris kills 100 percent of what ever the fuck he wants:]

Lucie

2011-01-26 04:23:42

Chuck Norris was once caught up in a bank robbery. As the robbers were leaving with the cash they got Chuck Norrised

alexis

2010-12-31 15:33:41

say alexis if this joke is really funny

alexis

2010-12-31 15:30:57

ahahah the boogieman is scared of chuck norris! but the rest of the jokes r super lame the boogieman one is my favorite!

chantelle

2010-12-25 20:06:55

this is so funny

samrim

2010-12-23 15:11:23

hahaha this is funy

Spencer4

2010-12-08 15:51:56

HAHAHAHA shit son thats soooo funny!

Chucky

2010-12-03 11:46:22

@Chuck LEAVE POOPYPANTS ALONE!

Chuck

2010-12-03 11:44:23

@poopypants You're such a troll, get off youtube!

fdf

2010-11-13 15:02:42

dsasds

Stephanie

2010-11-09 17:07:03

That is HILARIOUS!

Jose

2010-11-03 17:15:50

THIS ONE IS SICK

chuckster

2010-10-23 03:31:38

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Chuck Norris only...

JoeDaPimpin

2010-10-22 17:40:52

The boogey man may check his closet for chuck norris, but chuck norris checks his closet for me and my friends.

chuk rules!

2010-10-21 16:40:48

Chuck Norris bought a night light, not because he was afraid of the dark, but the dark was afraid of him.

poopy pants

2010-10-15 15:49:20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jennifer

2010-10-15 15:47:07

If you tell chuck norris something that is really funny he will laugh so hard he will piss his pants or somthing like that.

Jennie Warburton

2010-10-15 15:44:35

You are the funniest guy i have ever seen.

jrod

2010-10-14 08:24:54

that shit is so funny i shit my pants

Jenny

2010-10-09 18:18:10

When someone asked Chuck Norris if he wears boxers or briefs, he said he only goes comando. Then he gave the person a swift roundhouse kick to the groin for asking.

me

2010-08-14 03:07:25

lol chelsea :D

chelsea

2010-08-03 00:51:39

this is probably the best chuck norris joke on this site... chuck norris fucking rocks...he's gonna sneek in all u haters rooms at night and shit on your heads.

maceo

2010-06-28 14:34:48

so funny

clem

2010-06-11 04:47:11

chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;)

Willfaz

2010-05-26 21:55:31

Yo should start the joke as... You know how little kids check their closets for the boggy man.. Well the boggy man.....ext

Jason Brettschneider

2010-05-01 14:19:13

When Chuck Norris says 'your mum/ yo mama' he means it

barrack obama

2010-04-17 22:03:52

FUCK YOU

Kelsey

2010-04-11 10:19:32

I love this joke! SO funny!!

Snoopdog47

2010-03-05 07:39:06

Are you guys on computer or DSi?

The unknown

2010-03-03 18:27:57

I have a girl friend. Can you guess who it is? Its Mackenzie.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 18:24:51

This one is my second favorite one. My first favorite one is the life on mars one.

Sabrina! [:

2010-03-02 00:54:10

OMG!!! heard it too many frickin' times! not funny anymore i'm sorry!

smeeer

2010-02-21 17:38:11

not your joke but if chuck norris found out he would roundhouse kick u in the face

matthew

2010-02-18 16:25:26

lol that is kool

Antman

2010-02-15 19:27:01

Chuck Norris doesn't care if you say uncle

love is in us

2010-02-15 15:14:46

chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are now known today as giraffes.

boogeyman

2010-02-15 15:10:16

its true i do check my closet for chuck norris before i sleep

Coolguy

2009-12-24 10:14:08

Classic

Lord Raven

2009-12-23 13:20:08

A father once said that he would put the fear of god in the boy that would come to take the hand of his dauther, God then said back "just put the fear fo Chuck Norris in him"; and with that the worlds first psyco hospital was formed.

alexa

2009-12-18 15:15:48

haha

lindsey

2009-12-18 10:49:00

chuck norris

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:49:00

Chuck Norris can kill you with a wink of an eye

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:47:48

They say that the dinosaurs went extinct because of a meteor, but it was really Chuck Norris

billy bob joe

2009-12-11 14:46:17

If you have 3$ and Chuck Norris has 3$,Chuck Norris has more

Matt

2009-12-11 09:33:01

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does earth downs.

Boogie_Child

2009-12-11 00:44:33

Chuck Norris started the Mardi Gras in New Orleans by winking at a group of Married women one night.

Tullio21

2009-12-11 00:33:32

Chuck Norris can blow a perfect smoke ring through a tornados

Tullio21

2009-12-10 23:58:15

What did Chuck Norris say to the pope when the pope told him to leave the church?

Nothing he just round house kicked him in the face!

chuck norris

2009-12-10 17:46:08

jesaus walkes on water i swin through ground

chuck norris

2009-12-10 17:44:57

guy i am chuck and i admit i have killed the bogyman

kaity

2009-11-16 19:34:31

CHUCKy CHEESES NORRiS

:) smiley:)

2009-11-01 02:35:31

Chuck Norris died 100 years ago death doesn't have the balls to tell him:)

funny!

2009-09-30 14:20:43

Hehe

facepwner

2009-09-16 15:43:10

chuck norris broke the land speed record on a bike with no back whel or chain

monkey101

2009-09-16 14:37:21

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jennifer

2009-09-16 11:32:19

Haha
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/topjokes.php?id=63 4#send

this is the website!

Nick

2009-08-08 22:25:24

chuck norris can like both his elbows...at the same time

Victor

2009-08-07 22:33:01

Chuck Norris once blew up a submarine by slashing the water with him hands and yelling "boom!"

Victor

2009-08-07 22:30:54

Chuck Norris can go back in time by running backwards

Victor

2009-08-07 22:29:42

Chuck Norris can beat you in a stare contest without knowing that he was competing.

Alec

2009-08-07 15:57:48

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris dosent need to masterbait because there is no higher pleasure then being chuck norris

Victor

2009-08-06 19:20:42

When Chuck Norris rides a horse and it gets tired; he roundhouse kicks it(killing it), than eats it, and begins to run.

Victor

2009-08-06 19:18:39

Chuck Norris can eat a tomatoe in one bit.

Victor

2009-08-06 19:17:35

When chuck norris get realy, REALY,[b] REALY[/b] hungy. He eats a whale

Victor

2009-08-06 19:15:59

Chuck Norris can beat you in a arm wrestle on usings his pinnky

john chambers

2009-08-06 16:20:53

Chuck norris went to "the virgin islands" when he returned, they were just called "the islands"

garet covert

2009-08-04 21:40:28

this is all chuck norris jokes/facts.

taylor

2008-07-21 10:35:59

but....when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks the closet for little china men.

frank

2008-04-15 15:53:11

CHUCK NORRIS doesn't throw-up he throws down

JLB

2008-04-09 05:01:26

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for me.

Sauce

2008-03-27 12:51:30

This joke is the best of all!

alex rocker

2008-03-20 20:58:53

chuck norries kick ass alines are real they are waiting for chuck norris to die (wont happen)

nick

2008-03-10 11:45:03

it is funny

tafadzwa

2008-03-01 00:54:04

these jokes r bloody cool n almost accurate............

Katie Nielsen

2008-02-27 12:19:39

i think some of these jokes r mean, Chuck Noris is KOOL MAN. Sooo yeah, why is this website here?
I visited this website just to see what they sadi about him, they r funny but some of them shoukdn't exist.

Lucas Romero

2008-02-14 07:39:42

you have to chech other jokes of him