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Chuck Norris Joke #63

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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person

2013-04-11 07:33:49

chuck norris dosnt rape women they always enjoy it

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 04:32:08

every bullet proof Vest is densely woven from Chuck Norris' chest hairs.

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 08:49:40

Chuck Norris can beat anyone's ass, and the rest of their body!

KlackerlOl

2011-05-13 22:02:33

This joke was inspired by PCP

Ice

2011-05-11 15:13:50

Didn't even know who Chuck Norris was till today at school! lol!

Emily

2011-04-27 17:18:17

In the beginning, there was nothing. That's when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this nothing in the face and said "Get a job." That, my friends, is the story of the universe. -Quote My Friend Chris

aaron

2011-04-27 08:57:09

chuck norris is part cherokee because he ate an indian

hamel the camel

2011-04-27 08:55:56

chuck norris can see through walls but he doesnt need to.

aaron

2011-04-27 08:54:17

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room.

aaron

2011-04-27 08:53:21

When Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding he simply left the cop off with a warning.

gbshbalskj

2011-04-06 10:48:02

yoh mamas so fat, chuck norris couldnt even pick her up... lol made that up

con-con

2011-03-08 15:31:21

arnold swartsenegger could give chuck norris a round house kick to the face but if chuck has sex with a woman arnold will die

con-con

2011-03-08 15:26:41

chuck norris is so strong in the force he could lift up arnold swarsenegger while he is sleeping

bob

2008-03-09 17:27:11

chuck norris once lost a left nut in the field of battle. It is now known as Jupiter.

wow

2008-01-21 07:58:04

this is a good one
Chuck norris is so strong in the force he can look at a woman and have sex with her.i made that one up

WOW

2008-01-21 07:57:04

that was very stupid rtard

josh

2007-11-21 15:27:26

yo moma is so stupid she told chuck norris to move

haha

2007-06-15 09:59:00

wtf?