Chuck Norris Joke #63
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Comments:
person
2013-04-11 07:33:49
chuck norris dosnt rape women they always enjoy it
Godlovesyou
2013-02-27 04:32:08
every bullet proof Vest is densely woven from Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 08:49:40
Chuck Norris can beat anyone's ass, and the rest of their body!
KlackerlOl
2011-05-13 22:02:33
This joke was inspired by PCP
Ice
2011-05-11 15:13:50
Didn't even know who Chuck Norris was till today at school! lol!
Emily
2011-04-27 17:18:17
In the beginning, there was nothing. That's when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this nothing in the face and said "Get a job." That, my friends, is the story of the universe. -Quote My Friend Chris
aaron
2011-04-27 08:57:09
chuck norris is part cherokee because he ate an indian
hamel the camel
2011-04-27 08:55:56
chuck norris can see through walls but he doesnt need to.
aaron
2011-04-27 08:54:17
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room.
aaron
2011-04-27 08:53:21
When Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding he simply left the cop off with a warning.
gbshbalskj
2011-04-06 10:48:02
yoh mamas so fat, chuck norris couldnt even pick her up... lol made that up
con-con
2011-03-08 15:31:21
arnold swartsenegger could give chuck norris a round house kick to the face but if chuck has sex with a woman arnold will die
con-con
2011-03-08 15:26:41
chuck norris is so strong in the force he could lift up arnold swarsenegger while he is sleeping
bob
2008-03-09 17:27:11
chuck norris once lost a left nut in the field of battle. It is now known as Jupiter.
wow
2008-01-21 07:58:04
this is a good one
Chuck norris is so strong in the force he can look at a woman and have sex with her.i made that one up
WOW
2008-01-21 07:57:04
that was very stupid rtard
josh
2007-11-21 15:27:26
yo moma is so stupid she told chuck norris to move
haha
2007-06-15 09:59:00
wtf?