Chuck Norris Joke #629
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Comments:
SUP
2011-10-12 16:35:02
Anything Chuck Norris touches becomes tough. When he touched his house, he invited me to come over, i went and his house round house kicked me in the face. Chuck Norris came out and did the same and said "POW"!
ahhh
2011-03-06 08:14:31
i woke up i loked left there was a giant panda i siad sup he said go go to chuck norris so i went and got round housed kicked
kyle
2010-11-29 15:14:57
Chuck Norris beat Lil Wayne in a rap battle only using sign language.
zisi
2010-11-29 14:27:13
chuck norris*s round house can be seen from outer space with a naked eye
zisi
2010-11-29 14:24:45
this ir a very dumb joke
jack
2010-11-03 14:19:54
Chuck Norris was denied a whopper, so he roadhouse kicked Burger King into Wendy`s
Katelyn and Amber
2010-05-26 12:11:24
Chuck Norris never has a bad hair day it lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror!
bob
2010-02-12 16:56:31
chuck norris saw a bear the bear got so scared it ate itself
Lloyde
2009-04-07 08:39:43
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
chuck
2008-09-09 15:41:47
i like fireworks