Chuck Norris Joke #628

Erik

2012-01-01 22:28:44

Chuck Norris and the Sun decided to have a staring contest, of course the Sun lost and the result was an eclipse. The sun is a sore loser and attempts every once in a great while

I hate Beiber

2011-06-18 12:44:07

Chuck Norris counted to infinidy twice

I hate Beiber

2011-06-18 12:33:04

Chuck Norris dosen't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris

sancho

2011-03-22 19:45:31

I dropped a penny off the empire state building and it landed in front of Ch_ck N____s. Being a good samaritan he tossed it back to me.

Notchucknorris

2011-03-04 22:58:52

Once they forgot to put the pickles in Chuck Norris's cheeseburger the events that followed made the Texas chainsaw massacre movie look like a Disney movie

Talin

2010-09-26 21:46:15

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun, and won.

Grimm

2008-01-26 15:17:50

you dumbass! its "There are two kinds of badguys in the world. the dead ones, and the ones who havent met Chuck Norris."

Me!

2007-08-02 03:35:52

funny