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Chuck Norris Joke #627

There are no disabled people in the world, only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.

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2014-08-19 10:53:24

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:25:28

Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-out......

YO MAMMA

2012-09-01 23:56:14

Chuuck Norris can belive its butter

Carlos

2012-03-10 14:50:11

The only time chuck Norris was wrong is when he thought he made a mistake

CockatooDude

2011-12-29 23:36:38

The reason that the US won WW2 is because Chick Norris roundhouse kicked all the opposing forces.

your an idiot kdawg!

2011-12-01 12:10:35

its when life gives chuck norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

STAKE OUT

2011-06-23 03:57:36

OR MY GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chucky norris

2010-12-19 05:42:32

Huck, you will die by the power of the awesome might of Chuck Norris.

kdawg

2010-11-17 13:47:21

when life gave chuck norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a play pen for his pet scorpion

kdawg

2010-11-17 13:45:30

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

kdawg

2010-11-17 13:44:58

chuck norris CAN touch MC Hammer

kdawg

2010-11-17 13:44:15

hi

Ms.FROG!

2010-09-21 17:53:08

Chuck Norris doesn't use icy hot, He uses pure hot magma ;D

Giorgio

2010-06-20 02:01:48

Chuck Norris does not like food. In fact food loves Chuck Norris

Giorgio

2010-06-20 02:00:26

Chuck Norris does not buy butter from the shops. Chuck Norris round-house kicks a cow over the moon and back and gets the butter right away.

Mallery

2010-05-01 19:45:23

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!

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2010-01-14 04:41:07

Indeed there are no disabled people in the world, but those who feel Chuck Norris's wrath won't survive!!!

kaylen

2009-08-19 18:54:13

Chuck Norris can breathe without lungs

S1l3nt

2007-05-11 19:21:15

There is only one man to have survived Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick to the face...you may know him as Christopher Reeves.