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Chuck Norris Joke #626

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

What!!!

2011-05-31 20:08:06

Chuck Norris once made The Hulk mad. 2 days later Bruce Banner awoke in the hospital.

ShadowMatt

2011-05-31 11:56:14

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

Hi

2011-05-25 05:45:40

Only Chuck Norris can press F13.

Fail

2011-03-29 04:55:06

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

J0K3R

2010-06-29 16:48:42

Fuck that i lost my virginity before god

d

2009-11-01 13:31:42

CHUCK NORRIS WILL COME AFTER U NOW, YOUR BIGGEST FANS FRIEND

bonino

2008-08-22 04:46:13

good one

Your biggest fans friend!

2008-01-25 16:03:35

chuck chuck chuck! What is the deal with Chuck Norris! By the way Chuck Norris won't come after you!

jalapeno

2007-10-23 23:16:44

If Chuck Norris is running late...
time better slow the fuck down

John Dearing

2007-09-26 19:42:49

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd

victor

2007-05-22 21:50:58

do u know why god rested on the seventh day? because on the sixth day he created chuck norris!!!

norris chuck

2007-03-20 07:54:32

meh...