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Chuck Norris Joke #625

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris

2012-12-13 22:50:21

Buildings moved out his way from being roundhoused.

Chuck Norris

2012-12-13 22:49:43

Chuck Norris isnt destroying buildings. Moved out his way from being roundhoused.

sexyboyzzzzz

2012-02-03 20:19:46

go fuck yourself

You

2011-11-05 13:55:06

WHERE ???

Chuck Norris

2011-04-01 17:46:11

I'm will touch you too.

nathan

2011-03-21 14:25:26

chuck norris isnt scared of a gorilla....the gorilla is scared of chuck norris

kip

2011-02-01 09:17:19

chuck norris doesn't love raymond

joel

2010-09-25 19:07:22

bitch

anony moose

2008-01-09 02:05:28

MC hammer? WTF is that

Ryan & Sharpy

2007-11-19 06:06:16

Chuck Norris Joke #625
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

the best joke i have ever seen
unreal
the person who wrote this joke is a legend and should be worshipped

joe

2007-11-13 11:47:32

chuck norris was once walking through the forrest looking for hippies to use as fire wood when a giant carnivorous boar crossed in front of him...BIG MISTAKE. he picked the boar up with his mind powers spun hin aroun in the air then digested it telekenetikly while it was still alive... and he wasn't even hungry