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Chuck Norris Joke #622

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Rick

2012-08-28 11:56:24

Chuck Norris's lineage is HALF EVERYTHING

Funny guy

2011-11-25 22:39:09

Chuck Norris can Drown a shark.

...u

2011-10-29 12:35:56

Chuck norris roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face when chuck was born....or was he?

Chuck Norris

2011-07-14 16:17:10

I don't sneaze, I impload the universe to my brain!

Zelda

2010-12-04 10:42:44

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

Beast

2010-12-02 10:25:09

When Chuck Norris dies( if it were possible) he doesn't go to heaven, heaven come to him.

Riley Norris

2010-12-02 10:23:57

Chuck Norris is my dad

Michael cross

2010-11-18 18:41:30

Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant after phone sex.

patrick frm dbn

2010-11-01 08:53:48

chuck norris always gets his man!

ali

2010-01-27 09:57:13

some guy dreamt he beat up chuck norris nd woke up 2 a roundhouse 4rm chuck norris lmao

ali

2010-01-27 09:55:12

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

ali

2010-01-27 09:53:11

chuck norris has no doors in his house only walls he walks thru lmmaaaaaaaoooooooooo

tay

2009-10-21 08:29:34

i love these jokes dey r da best!!!!

jumper

2009-10-06 23:40:43

get over it ya privacy shim queen

slap stick

2009-10-06 23:39:42

mind ur own buisness

Bob Flaggery

2009-10-06 23:32:13

crap

Kevin

2008-04-15 21:20:12

Chuck Norris never has sex on the bottom... Because Chuck Norris never fucks up!!!

Vic

2007-08-04 02:22:42

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

josh

2007-01-16 08:45:27

i love chuck