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Chuck Norris Joke #620

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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2012-03-17 03:38:09

Chuck Norris' toilet paper is a grater,c0z he's got a rock for a butt

Carola Skylar

2012-03-06 16:52:46

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.


2011-10-22 11:00:35

Chuck norris is epic

random person reading this...again

2011-10-10 17:27:39

i like Ut fan's comment. i totally agree with that person. :P


2011-10-07 23:19:34

chuck Norris dosent take a picture of big foot big foot takes a picture of Chuck Noris

Ut fan

2011-09-03 19:37:32

Chuck Norris makes Justin beiber feel like a guy


2011-03-14 09:47:23

did u know chuck norris went to the virgin islands on vacation. now there just called the islands

Devin m

2011-01-28 16:48:48

Have you heard of the country frandingo?? No, because chuck Norris destroyed it!


2011-01-28 16:46:28

You want to try the new Chuck Norris energy drink? It's a kick to the face!!

Shadow Fist

2010-12-08 10:03:32

Google doesn't find Chuck Norris Chuck Norris finds Google


2010-12-08 10:00:42

There is no life on mars because Chuck Norris got there first.

supid jokes

2010-12-07 13:20:46

Yo Mama that jokeis so stupid u must not know how to jake off

Yo Mama

2010-03-27 22:41:51

Chuck Norris needs a blowtorch and a crowbar to masterbate


2009-12-07 12:42:20

Chuck Norris doesn't start arguments, he finishes them with a round house kick to the face.

Chuck Norris

2009-09-02 20:42:11

Chuck Norris played Russian Rulet with a full loaded gun..., and won!