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Chuck Norris Joke #619

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 04:02:26

they will call it the rapture, but its probly God coming to take Chuck Norris home.

Re:PegasusMan

2013-01-09 13:54:12

Wouldn't it be: Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land!

PegasusMan

2012-04-19 08:55:25

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land!

Collin Gibson

2011-12-22 13:51:22

When Chuck Norris hit puberty He Knocked it out

butt-head

2011-11-18 10:56:15

chuck norris doesnt sleep.....he waits

collin

2011-07-30 19:38:33

hand sanitizer kills 99% of all germs chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

Awesome

2011-07-21 18:44:59

Chuck norris once fixed an old truck they now call him octomis prime

hot damn

2011-03-02 08:43:11

Only 44 mins?

PATTY

2011-01-14 09:07:15

Chuck Norris can do a a handstand with no hands.

keenon

2010-08-10 00:15:33

madusa gets turned into stone if she looks chuck noris in the eyes

thomas

2009-11-27 00:35:48

Do you work at subway coz u gave me a foot long

owned

2009-03-17 07:06:47

Chuck Norris. enough said

Ryan Hagen

2008-04-04 08:32:45

Chuck Norris is not gayer than me!!!

danny

2008-03-22 17:12:45

Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.

anonymous

2007-10-16 09:55:07

if chuck norris loses his virginity, he goes to walmart to buy a new one

Mel

2007-08-02 21:59:07

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. It's the butter who can't believe its Chuck Norris.

Joseph

2007-05-19 07:51:47

When Chuck Norris see's a grl he says "Do you know karate, because your body kickin!"

RICHARD M.

2007-04-04 16:12:54

If tapped, A Robert Jong back flip would power the whole god damn universe forever.

Mike

2007-03-05 12:57:15

When Chuck Norris wants an egg...he cracks open a chicken.