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Chuck Norris Joke #615

There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.

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FLYBOY CHICKEN

2013-12-19 07:35:48

Chuck norris likes sharks when they are bleeding but Chuck norris doesn't need to swim the sharks come to him.

Sakura

2012-07-25 13:17:06

Chuck norris doesn't obey the law,the law obeys him,and him only.

wade goben

2012-01-25 19:30:28

god said let there be light chuck norris said say please first

Whocares

2011-09-02 18:34:51

When chuck norris gets drunk he doesn't throw up he throws down

Moses

2011-03-29 06:26:39

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHOS THERE?
CHUCK NORRIS!
CHUCK NORRIS WHO?
AND THATS HOW MY UNCLE DIED!!!

CANN1BALHAMST3R

2011-02-26 20:33:27

Chuck norris once shot down an F-22 fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG!

kc

2010-12-20 08:59:04

chuck norris waz in all 6 star wars movies as the force

tyler smoot

2010-12-16 05:26:00

jesus walked on water... Chuck Norris swam through land

@@ron

2010-11-20 20:51:23

chuck norris doesnt do push ups....he pushes the ground beneath him.

@@ron

2010-11-20 20:50:35

chuck norris doesnt read books.....he stares them down.

@@ron

2010-11-20 20:49:47

chuch norris doesnt sleep.....he waits.

Arucons

2010-11-13 10:21:10

Everyone knows you dont bring a knife to a gun fight. You bring Chuck Norris...

Will Higgins

2010-10-26 14:13:17

Chuck norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and that's how girrafes were made

Will Higgins

2010-10-26 14:11:33

Chuck norris recently made crop circles as a way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down!!

Will Higgins

2010-10-26 14:07:29

Someone once stole chuck noris's daughter's virginity...and he got that shit back!!

deathdemon

2010-10-25 07:43:50

chuck is awesome he parties with me every week end and round house kicks me the next day for forgetting to clena his house

alea horner

2010-09-25 05:46:31

chuck norris beat madusa in a staring contest

beau horner

2010-09-25 05:45:20

jesus made water into wine chuck norris made that into beer

jacob

2009-10-04 10:25:16

most people put ther pants on 1 leg at a time chuck norris puts both in at the same time

ambidextru

2008-01-16 00:12:56

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Mike

2007-12-11 15:49:17

Pretty funny