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Chuck Norris Joke #614

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-05-11 00:09:23

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2014-05-11 00:08:53

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2014-04-22 08:31:16

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dawa01

2011-05-07 10:34:34

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

jmj

2010-05-12 06:03:45

ask me for jokes!

jmj

2010-05-11 19:39:03

Chuck Norris invented water. You owe him a six-pack everytime you use water.

jmj

2010-05-11 19:33:58

Chuck stubbed his toe once. It destroyed the state of 0hio

jmj

2010-05-11 19:30:36

Chuck made Ellen Degeneres straight

jmj

2010-05-11 19:28:12

chuck doesnt churn butter, he roundhouse-kicks the cow and the butter comes out.

dave

2010-01-27 20:53:00

hahahahahahaha!

Aperson:)

2009-11-25 16:09:44

Chuck Norris invented Hamburgers by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence.

Aperson:)

2009-11-25 16:08:55

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

SGT. sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:23:47

i really saw this happen

The Second

2009-09-12 09:34:08

Chuck Norris founded the "Kick Drugs Out of America" program. He named it as such because "Roundhouse Kick Drugs Out of America" would be far too easy and the result would be no drugs anywhere.

W Bryant

2009-04-17 18:46:39

Why cant Chuck Norris have a heart attac....because his heart isnt foolish enough to attac him

B Rad

2007-12-05 22:52:43

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T TEABAG, HE POTATO SACKS.

Eric

2007-09-14 06:31:16

i've read about 50 of these now and only 1 or 2 have been funny. the rest just suck. better hope chuck norris doesn't find out about this!