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Chuck Norris Joke #612

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out.

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2014-07-30 20:54:25

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2014-07-05 21:52:21

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Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:32:16

does anyone really want chocolate now?

Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:31:38

Swag, that is a very funny one. BTW nice name Mad Hatter.

Dr.Phd

2012-05-02 09:40:09

He doesnt have a mom. I know because im his doctor

Swag

2012-02-21 15:32:49

Chuck Norris was never born. He was tired of wearing his Mom.

chucker

2011-07-12 14:30:09

three chuck norris can never beat chuck norris

Mad Hatter

2011-04-29 16:59:03

hahaha ive heard many different ways to tell this one

thatoneguy

2011-04-08 17:56:59

chuck norris gave birth to his mom

brandon jace rivas

2011-03-31 10:40:15

yooo moma !!

john paul benavidez

2011-03-31 10:39:21

yal are stupid!!!

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:52:34

space combusted for him? woah, that's intense...

Tom

2010-03-17 23:45:48

Its actually meant to be "Chuck Norris wasn't born, he spontaneously came into existance"

nes

2007-11-09 11:39:04

its meant to be " When chuck was born he came out legs first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor hu gave birth to him "

Lyn

2007-07-14 00:19:26

Sheesh, don't lie to people! It wasn't a punch, it was a roundhouse kick!