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Chuck Norris Joke #611

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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gad children

2011-05-21 04:41:29

Three chuck norris can never beat chuck norris. It cant be done.

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2011-03-25 21:08:12

if you insult CHUCK NORRIS you are known as 'dead man walking'

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2011-03-25 21:06:29

CHUCK NORRIS's tear drop can cure cancer, too bad CHUCK NORRIS never cries

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2011-03-25 21:03:05

if you call CHUCK NORRIS cool or awesome,you are insulting him,you have to say AWESOMELY AWESOME! he will be pleased with you

omgitsjosh

2010-11-04 04:28:53

aliens still havent made contact with us because theyre afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris

Tyla

2009-08-23 14:05:40

it aint over till Chuck Norris sings

Gunnar

2008-06-14 19:55:42

when chuck jumps in a river the river dosen't get chuck norris , ckuck norris get's the river

Brong

2007-07-11 14:05:21

if you say 'chuck norris' five times in front of a mirror, he'll jump out and roundhouse you in your face.