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Chuck Norris Joke #61

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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2013-01-10 00:59:42

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it it out solved


2013-01-10 00:59:38

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it it out solved


2012-12-22 06:24:43

Under chuck Norris's beard there is no chin just another fist...Kai!


2012-12-22 06:21:56

Chuck Norris's Kai! Makes the scream of the banshi wana scream louder..,.KAI!!


2012-12-22 06:17:59

Every single time it rains it means that chuck Norris went up on the heavens and punched a angle in the face..,Kai!

Bo Karlsson

2011-10-01 02:27:16

When chuck norris says WTF, he means "Watch the fist "


2011-04-16 15:40:02

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norris'd.

Joey Straightblade

2010-10-19 18:02:33

The big bang never happened. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God into creating him a hunting ground.


2009-12-03 18:24:48

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes

haley hambric

2009-10-20 15:26:38

Almost every little kid in America has Superman underwear. Superman has Chuck Norris underwear. LOL!!! Chuck Norris is like my class's mascot!!!!! LOL!!!

Chuck Norris

2009-08-01 20:53:43

when Chuck Norris has sex hes always on top because he never fucks up


2007-05-19 19:51:23

Chuck Norris uses ppl named Donny as douchebags and anal cleansers.


2007-05-19 19:49:09

Chuck Norris once had sex in a tractor trailer. Some of his ejaculate got on the truck. We now know this truck as Optimus prime


2007-04-24 09:27:32